Beep, beep-a-deep, beep, beep, beep.
THE LEFT EYE OF THE WRITER OF THE STARTLED SPYGLASS IS AN ERUPTING VOLCANO.
Below is a documented photo of the accursed eyeball.
WE REPEAT. DUE TO MIGRAINITIS OF THE STUPID DEGREE, THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG HAS A VOLCANO EYE. CLOSE PROXIMITY IS SEVERELY ILL ADVISED AS AN EYE SHOOTING HOT LAVA IS FAR WORSE THAN ONE SHOOTING DAGGERS.
RETURN NEXT WEEK FOR NORMAL CONTINUATION OF POSTS.
THE VOLCANO DERN WELL BETTER BE DORMANT BY THEN.
—YOU HEAR THAT, VOLCANO?!!
