Step right up, folks!
Take a gander at my
BRAINICUS IMAGINO MACHINE!
You won't believe your eyes!
My 11 year old daughter had the brilliant idea to hang a light bulb from the ceiling above my writing area.
Magnificent! Commendable! Ingenious!
So I rubber-banded fishing line to the base and suspended it from my ceiling by an immensely helpful thumbtack. And thrill of all thrills, the next morning before plunging into my story, I stood beneath my Inspiration Station! Yes! A thousand volts of ideaicity shocked my brain and traveled to my quivering fingers. I immediately grasped my favorite writing pen and penned away!
You've GOT to try this!
For a limited time, I will be bestowing my plans for the
BRAINICUS IMAGINO MACHINE
on wishful pals, after which time, I shall secure a patent and charge the extraordinarily marvelous sum of $999,999,999 for one of these beauties.
INVIGORATE THE BULB
WITH THE SAME